Saturday 10 March 2012

Perth Fashion - Solar storms and false eyelashes.







A four day heatwave is expected in Perth as predicted solar storms hit the planet. Last night temperatures cooled to  around 33 degrees Celcius after dusk. Tomorrow  Perth can expect Autumn temperatures up to fourty degrees as another solar storm hits us. Spectacular Auroras have been observed in New Zealand and Northern Australia.

This afternoon the 'United Cycle Council', an affiliation of the most notorious bikie clubs in the region, protested against formiddable new laws that have been proposed to make illegal any congregations and associations of club members. In Western Australia, groups such as 'Rock Machine' have been behaving like pseudo-urban terrorists in a society that has been sheltered from crime until the arrival of the internet.

Last year we saw customised false eyelashes from the Tokyo Lash Bar, gold leaf eyelashes, peacock eyelash extensions and photo manipulations but Perth is still waiting for Paperself's Art lashes, the funky laser-cut paper lashes that have been around "forever".....their absence is a fashion crime:  we  need these more than ice cold beer, bikinis and  air-conditioning.